Phil Void
Team members in a meeting this Tuesday were stunned when their colleague put forth an idea so bold and breathtaking that a dramatic pause was required to let it sink in.
The world-shaking idea emerged from the mouth of one humble participant in the weekly Planning to Plan Plans meeting. Nothing so groundbreaking had ever been said before, not by Plato, the Buddha, Confucius, or even the Chief Technical Officer of the company.
“I realised immediately that what I said would change not just our planned plans for Q2, but life on Earth and all of human history as we know it,” the team member explained afterwards as a halo of enlightenment began to form around His forehead.
According to witnesses, the newly forged philosopher of life, the universe and everything made His trailblazing statement half-way through the meeting, and then nodded slowly with a knowing smile as He looked upon each meeting participant in turn.
“I don’t believe that anything of such gravity and importance will ever be uttered again in the far future of our universe,” commented Jesus during the Second Coming of Christ, which had to be brought forward after what was said in the meeting eclipsed it by a large margin.
