Phil Void
An exciting meeting invite was sent out today, offering lucky recipients the chance to get privileged early access to the genius new thinking from their esteemed team lead.
Employees at productivity boosting start-up ThoughtJuice were amazed to be given the rare opportunity to hear what their team lead had to say about how to drag Jira tickets into columns slightly faster under certain circumstances.
“This is a revolutionary concept in workplace productivity for software development teams and in fact for any team anywhere or society in general. You are getting privileged early access to this information, as it will not be available to anyone else until the all-hands meeting tomorrow,” the invite explained.
In an unexpected bonus, the team lead also displayed unprecedented generosity and sagacity by taking the time to explain how working unpaid overtime could bring life-changing improvements to the career and family life of every employee.
