There were thrilling scenes today as brave new startup Just Consume invented the idea of taking a break at lunch. The groundbreaking concept looks set to disrupt the incumbents in patronising employees and micro-managing as much of their existence as possible.
A new AAA-grade acronym is set to TNT your DNA and BCC your STD. Like an ICBM from the CEO going B2B to the CIA, this high-ABV terminology will make your problems GTFO and stay AWOL 24/7.
There was widespread excitement in the tech industry today with the launch of the latest Sticking-Plaster-As-Service product that will apply trivial surface fixes to fundamental problems that your team is trying to cope with.
Top computer scientists have discovered new evidence of a software engineer spotaneously turning into “human glue”, the previously unexplained secret ingredient that allows most if not all software systems to function.
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There was widespread shock and confusion across the tech industry today, as a hot tech startup discovered that the Magic Scaling Database they selected six months ago does not scale magically.
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